Official Forge Hub Caption Contest
Do you think you're the funniest person on Forge Hub? Well, here's your chance to shine! Take the screenshot at the bott--Back the fudge up! BuddhaCrane does NOT do "Copy-Pasta" articles, no...no!...NO!
Here's how this is gonna roll, k guys? I post up a pic, and you come up with something witty to caption it with. After you've contemplated your choice for at least 5 hours, as well as your position in life, and where you'd like to see your caption in 3 years time, then, and only then, post it up in this thread for all to see.
Like everything in life, you only get one chance to make a good first impression; that's why they're called first impressions and not "give me your best 3 impressions and I'll choose my favourite to judge you on for the rest of our time together". What I'm getting at here is only post one caption. Come on, how could you even have more than one witty thing to say about a given subject? If you do, then what are you doing here? Are you in fact a stand-up comic trying to rig this contest - I'm on to you!
Oh, and since you're posting this in the forum then guess what buddy? Yeah, that's right, shockingly the forum rules apply; this means no offensive language, racism, comments disclosing another member’s identity, and any other inappropriate content. But you already knew that, right? Of course you did, you're not only hilarious but clever too - I bet you get all the ladies!
Finally, this isn't "Caption Contest: The Discussion", so just post your entries, that's all. I don't want you to give me a five page essay detailing your love for someone else's entry and why you two belong together.
Breaking these rules earns you your very own special prize: an infraction. Win this prize enough times and you unlock a custom title too! It's called "Banned".
Feel free to 'shop the image provided, or just use your dazzling wordplay, it's all good. Entries are due by Thursday, September 30th at 11:59pm EST. The winner will earn bragging rights as one of Forge Hub's funniest, be the new bearer of the custom title 'The Joker', and obtain a mention in the next Caption Contest. I wish you the best of luck ... but my wishes never come true so I've just doomed you all!
Screenshot courtesy of Rich Barstard
The winner of the previous Caption Contest was Katanga Askar! Congratulations on being one of ForgeHub's funniest. Why did he win over all others? Well, because he gave us two jokes for the price of one, what with the Halo 3 magnum being a joke in itself.
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