Author:
Arbacca

Map Name:
Mudkip

Map Canvas:
Sandbox

Map Size:
Large

Player Count:
1-16

Description:

Upon exploring and excavating the dunes of Africa, it was discovered that these sands housed a very important artifact, and the covenant soon left the area.
300 years later, a very bored explorer decided to see if anything else was underneath these sands.
Unsurprisingly, there was.
Suprisingly, it was a giant mudkip hibernating.
The next day, the mudkip awoke to a futuristic paparazzi, much unlike the ones it remembered before hibernation. Out of fury (and also just for the goddamn hell of it), the mudkip ate all of the reporters. The government was alerted of this issue, and decided that it was just too damn cute to kill, so they only closed its mouth: permanently. (Yes, I know this is a stupid reason for the mudkip not having a mouth.)
A month after the Closing of the Mudkipz Mouth, the mudkip began to take an interest in the dismemberment of human limbs. This was equally horrible as it was cute. The government had only two options:
Freeze the mudkip in stone, or:
Erase humanity so the mudkip could not go on torturing them.
Since the current World Leader chose the latter choice, he was thrown out of office, gagged, and surgically placed in the mudkip's belly.
The same punishment was executed upon the next Leader, and his predecessor, since they to chose to erase humanity.
Finally, a blind Leader (who could not observe the complete amazingness of a mudkip) chose to freeze the mudkip.

He was later torn limb from limb and then burned. We he reincarnated, he was shot twelve times at the age of 2 months.

The stone mudkip in all it's glory.

A further view just to elaborate how amazing mudkipz are.

No detail of the backside was spared building.

Proof that I did indeed create this map. Well, somewhat proof.

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