1000th Post on ForgeHub
by Murdock Sampson

Well guys its been 1000 posts and two months since I've started my visits here on ForgeHub. And now that I've reached my 1000th post, I decided to make something awesome, which is a wicked awesome map, but also a little more stuffs.

First off, I'd like to say that since I've been at ForgeHub, it's been wicked awesome, so thanks guys, you really know how to kick it. But you know how awesome you are, so I decdided to give my life story, so you could know how... awesome?... I am:

Myspace Pic of Sampson

My life started with my mother giving birth to too many Sampsons. Her owner didn't want to keep them all, so along with my Sampson brothers, I was put in a box and left in a grocery store parking lot. There were 28 of us total, and I was the runt of the litter. But soon enough I killed my way to the top.

I grew up on the streets. But I didn't grow up on the streets persay. I grew up living off the pidgeons that visited apartment rooftops. The most tasty of all was the Inferior Pigeons (Turbo_Gerbil's are also tasty).

A little later I found at that this way illegal. I don't see why. When they tried to take me in, I ended up killing and eating several cops, and so now I'm on the run, a fugitive. I ended up locking myself in someguys cellar, and I found this computer. Now I've been on ForgeHub while the police are banging on the door outside for two months. And they NEVER quiet down.

ON TO THE MAP....

Well this map is basically a yahoobligan of funnery. While that might not make sense, all you need to know is that it's awesome. The gametype simply carries the awesomeness of the settings for the map. You don't HAVE to use it, but I suggest you do, otherwise things won't work too well.

NOW PICTURES!

The main feature of the map is of course the "1000th" sign. Its like having a map where the title is huge and in your face. Except for its exactly that. There are other smaller features there.... being words.

One awesome thing is I made some sort of crazy contraption. You throw a plasma at it and it bonces around man cannons until it gets to this wall. then it just continually bounces off the wall into man cannons and then on to the wall again. Yay!
Artists Depiction:

Custom Powerups
There are three custom power ups on the map, all with setting to help you have fun! Here they are:

Ice Rink

Low gravity and high speeds make slipping around on the ice crazy fun (circular structure).

90 Seconds of being stuck in the man cannons in the cavern

This may sound like a drag, but I like it. A minute and a half may get annoying, but your the stupid one who fell into the trap

Cloning Machine

Sorry I have no better pics, but right next to the Ice Rink is a Cloning machine. The custom power up puts you on 10% damage, and then you get hit by the soccer ball, jump over it, and pull off the turrent. That simple.

GOOD BYE FOR NOW

Well its been fun ForgeHub, and I hope to stay here for a few more posts and a few more months (if not years).

for being so awesome to me, and for reading about my map/1000th post.

And remember,

I love you with a burning passion!

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Note: when put up in a custom game, it says "1000th post on ForgeHub"... lol!

FEEL FREE TO USE THIS IF YOU WANT IN YOUR SIG: